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When your friend ends a relationship, what would you do?

a. Keep him/her occupied day and night to distract him/her from the trauma.
Not recommended if u r of different sexes, in case you’re accused of trying to hitch her


b. Drag him/her to a watering hole and order 10 Long Islands and 20 Tequila shots.
Not recommended. In case you ma bok earlier than him/her, he/she has to take care of you. And a hangover isnt the most desirable complement to the heartache he/she is going through.


c. Pin The Ex's picture on a dart board and pretend u r Legolas from Lord of the Rings.
Not Recommended. Scarly they patch back how?


d. Curse and swear at The Ex, telling your friend he/she is better off without The Ex.
Not Recommended. See above.

To The Ex: WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!


Okie, I haven understand e reas0n from The Ex, so u th0t it's not fair for me to jump to conclusions. But the side of the story I hav heard so far warrants this. Once again, WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!

Okie okie, maybe he had his own difficulties and sad side of the story, but WHAT THE FARK WAS HE THINKING?!
I definitely have a problem with people having difficulties making up their minds.


Fine if you cannot settle on a Monogram or Damier from LV. But when your decision involves another party, you had better think twice before popping the "can we go steady" question, cos you’re not the only person to get wounded. You get another innocent party hurt- the person whom you thought you will love for the rest of your life- maybe not the rest of your life, but at least a reasonable number of years...

In this case, The Ex had caused a massive amount of damage. At the moment, I cannot determine whether the destruction is reversible or irreversible... I cant help but say WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!


Ladies and gentlemen, puppy love is reserved for adolescents- for people barely out of puberty. Boy has a crush on Girl, Girl gets the butterflies-in-stomach feeling, Boy and Girl go part tor. Boy or/and Girl gets bored. Sigh.

Puppy Love is part and parcel of growing up, no?


At 20, I certainly demand a more mature approach to the ''can we go steady'' issue.

Some of my peers are married or pregnant..
Quite a few are still feverishly waiting for Cupid to strike.
There are those who are not keen (yet) to live with someone for the rest of their lives, so they are out of the dating game. (well, Me! Me! Me!)

Initially if u kn0w it's n0t f0r long, then d0nt ever think 0f c0mmitting..
Nonetheless, I still want to know
WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU THINKING?!


I'm not gonna spew cliche phrases to highlight the meaning of friendship, go through the kind of things you'd write in a primary school autograph book, or worse, shout 'Friendship Forever'.

Cos she knows there's always me.
Whether it's popping champagne, or shedding tears...
Whether it's accepting c0ffee invites, or cursing morons (oh, i excel at both!)...
she and sY are "Friends Forever!" (Shucks, I just did it..)
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